unnecessary

is the starving dog in the background of this picture really necessary


i personally think its a bit too much... oversell bro


why isn't that dog wearing his free pair of tom's shoes?


toms hates dogs

how im going to make moneyz

i am going to start a band that is one letter off from an already well established band and hope that on accident people will pick up my album an buy it. 


Fact: 800 million beatles record are sold per day


Fact: if i name my band the beatless-- 1 out of ever 100,000 people will grab my album on accident 


Fact: records cost  approximately $14 US, $20 in Europe, and $2 in Canada times 100,000/8,ooo,000 EQUAL I DONT KNOW. BUT I BET It is enough to afford a life of luxury and organic foods and movies from the Criterion Collection and petite dogs and everything pictured below + a pool which is not pictured.


Fact: dropping out of school immediately


Fact: oh wait no I won't because i'm taking a class with Laudadio. SCI FI! 


WHO IS WITH ME? 
EMAIL ME AT Joselynloves@gmail.com for band practice times and locations. 

i made a haiku on accident yesterday

i am writing a

poetry and it's lighting

me up like neon

CLAP CLAP CLAP! ANIMALS THAT I LIKE AND WANT TO HUG

spoiler. this is about to get fuggin awesome. fake hyperlink

yeah. i said it. i like animals. i like to feed them and not own them. and i promise to never put them in any kind of satchel.

yesterday was the day the lord had made.

it totally was.

i got kilwins icecream

i read by candle light because my power went out.

i had breakfast at the Dixie with Emily, Erin, and Jessica

Emily almost cut our waitress because she wouldn't give her coffee

i found out about a bunch of dudes that make out

i added things to my queue

a homeless man and I came to an agreement that he should go back to school

we wrote a chips and salsa script

i was the happiest

a cat slept on my head

i watched Paradise Now.

i watched paradise now again.

the four of us filmed bathroom graffiti

i met old friends on a street

i got a call from the guy that erin wingmanned for me

cops asked us if we heard gun shots while walking

we got harassed by the cupcake lady. She asked if we came in just to look at the cupcakes. BAM. she can suck it. its a cupcake not antibiotics; chill.

that kilwins icecream was the greatest

i didn't break anything

i knit in bed until my fingers cramped up

i looked at pictures of pretty things and looked at pictures of jamie bibo

i couldn't be happier

Wing Man

Erin Coffin is my Wing Man.

She got me a Jim Halpert look-a-like's email.

he looked like that. but probably not at all because I was drinking. 

 this is my friend Adam and I. He made a Chips and Salsa Film festival commercial that you all should see. i have friends of the best sorts.

Chips and Salsa Film Fest Commercial! from Adam Griffin on Vimeo.

commercial.

i want to get in a slapfight and do a roflcopter tonight.

somebody get me a tamborine.

every time i have tried to steal anything i have failed. maybe last night and maybe a cookie are maybe NO exception to that rule. Emily Caulfield saved my life.

CD ALLEY IS CLOSING! Isn't that awful. If you know how cool Fred the owner is, you will be feeling this loss. I put that I wanted to design the album artword for CD's in the yearbook under "What I Want To Do When I Grow Up."

I was an idiot.

Downtown Wilmington is a fuggin mess right now. I like that whole idea that the city of Wilmington had to destroy all the trees along the side of the road. All those trees were really getting out of hand.

i am the happiest.

i love my life.

haiti. so sorry. 

i was freaking out about graduation

but then i realized that I made the most awesome t-shirt design a couple of months ago. It is smooth sailing from here baby. all i gotta do is sell a few million of these guys.

today was the day that lord hathest made

Today i went to the MLK JUNIOR PARADE!!!!! it was fuggin awesome. Guess who was there! if you guessed Pedie Pablo you would be a really weird person. But yeah it was Pedie Pablo.

Kenneth Price - The maker of such films as: Americatown & Lightening Salad Moving Picture was given a free videophone for a Cinequest tMobile 60 second video contest. Courtney Bridgers, Jonathan Gug, Kenneth Price and I made the film today on the video phone of a rocket flying all over Wilmington. We took it to the beach and to Seymour Johnson air field and to the beach and to the park and to K&W's cafeteria, and to the Serpentarium. No we didn't go to the Serpentarium - but I wanted to. And we didn't take it to a cafeteria either. 

When KP posts the video on youtube I'LL LINK IT ON HERE! im sure it will be radical. 

 my favorite part was flying the rocket through the MLK parade.

the last parade I went to was for Christmass. it blew hard. and a llama spit at me.

i would have friended mlk on facebook.

 TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY EVER! I saw a corgie at the beach and it winked at me.

SONG THAT MAMA LIKEY listen to on REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT

Then make me muffins.

im the happiest girl. and here are a bunch of pictures that i like.

this is a real picture of the universe from the hubble telescope. 

go to www.atowncalledpanic.com to see the trailer for the film that is pictured above. its like gumby grown up and more badass and not homoerotic. Well NOT AS homoerotic as gumby.

here are two foxes.

here are my friends that I would slapfight a ninja for.

I saw Son of Rambow two days ago. it was tremendous and it deals with moustaches in middle school - a topic that has concerned me for years.

this is the most beautiful person to own a T I 89

] finally. here is a picture of bathroom graffiti from a bathroom in Europe. my friend taylor sent it to me because I'm making a documentary on bathroom graffiti. Send me any pictures you have to joselynloves@gmail.com

oh and i'm going to start posting possible drug front pictures on here. 

how I feel about the person I will love forever:

i would give you a beanie baby if you wanted one.  i would even give you one of the ones I bought in a plastic case because it was thought that they would be worth a lot until the company over saturated the market and made them worth nothing. but nevertheless, i would give you a little piece of my childhood.

i would give you a painting each day until you died and i promise that i would paint things that you liked at least 80 percent of the time

i would get you a metal detector and then hide metal things that you liked in the backyard so that you could always find something

i would make us a time capsule and put some vitamins in there i know that you need to take more vitamins. i would also put something that you liked in there so that when you unearthed the time capsule you would find it and be so excited to find it that you would forgive me for putting it in there in the first place and if we had broken up then i would still think its funny that you didn't have that thing for ten years. but i wouldn't laugh because i would never laugh at you.

i wouldn't talk about my ex boyfriends. because i would have forgotten about them.

i would butter your grilled cheese sandwiches on both sides of the bread even though it takes 50% more buttering time because then i would have been the one to make you the best grilled cheese sandwiches.

i wouldthink you smelled like rain and fresh bread and eraser crumbles and dirt and kilwins and dark coffee

just joselyn.

Hey my name is Joselyn and I do stuff. and I hug people. So shoot me.

just kidding! thatisntahyperlink! haahha

This is a picture of my sister and I. We are awesome. We haven't even killed anybody. I'm the old one. I would be worth less on the sex market. But I have a bigger DOWRY! Take that youngest born!

I did improv on Monday and it was horrible. None of the boys would let me play with them. I had on an awesome hat and I thought they did too many gay jokes. After I left I bet they all did more gay jokes and then made out and talked about my awesome hat.

I am supposed to get Son of Rambow on DVD in one business day. I don't do business. I'll never get the DVD.

Rosetta Stone.com fakehyperlink

I'm doing Espanol Rosetta Stone at night now! I know how to say the horse is running and that I have two tennis balls in my right hand and two tennis balls in my left hand and I know how to say that the boy has two hats on. I think Rosetta Stone thinks everyone in Latin America is retarded.

I've never forgiven my mom for making me do glamour shots. And I never will. But I did look Fuggin awesome.

I bought a basketball the other day so that I could say "PASS ME THE ROCK" and it wouldn't sound crazy like all the other times I say it.

My sister is a genius and goes to a school with decisively more asians that usual. Nobody at her school says normal stuff like I want a sliver of cheese. They say shit like I'm going to procur some aged dairy byproduct. PROCUR A LIFE.

I would get in a slap fight immediately to defend Emily, Erin, Courtney, or Meredith.

My mom is allergic to paper towel rolls. And that is the least interesting thing about her.

My dad pretends he's from the secret service when he calls me. He started that joke around the time crystal pepsi was cool. man that shit was cool.

Lists I made today:

List 1

Full and detailed list of People who Think the Banjo is Awesome:

1. People who play the banjo

2. Banjo salesmen

3. Cats

List 2

Everyone that will read my blog:

1. JOSELYN

2. anyone else that likes glamour shots.

3. not my mom because she will be distracted by that fake hyperlink at the top of the page.

4. all the people that leave their laptops open when they use the bathroom at Port City Java because i will make my blog their homepage 

List 3

People that think I'm awesome:

1. Everyone that wasn't at Improv the other night.